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  1. It’s Wolfenstein New Colossus all over again!
  2. I want to know more about Double Kick Heroes - that looks awesome!
  3. Some of the audience look like they're ready to kill people.
  4. I dunno man. I can absolutely appreciate all the good stuff in the show, but doing a live thing like this highlights how utterly shite the games industry actually is at promoting itself properly. So much tedious fucking crap you have to wade through. I thought they got it pretty right at last year's E3 - effectively just a show reel of stuff. That worked for me. Of course, it's possibly because most of the time I find all the whooping and hollering naff and embarassing and another blot on my low opinion of the human race.
  5. I endured that ghastly fucking interview about the cloud for one sodding minute of Halo: Reach. Ooooh! Wankers.
  6. Oh god, now they've got someone from EA. The show wasn't going too badly. But now it's feeling like some weird party political broadcast. I just want them all to fuck off and give me Halo: Reach.
  7. Not quite what I was expecting, but there we go.
  8. Rare's Everwild looks absolutely lovely. Can't wait for that.
  9. Honestly, I'm kind of hoping for Star Wars: Uncharted. That'll be good enough for me.
  10. I was genuinely amazed when I found out about how it could have played out! Second play-through sorted that out
  11. There's a few side missions that it helps in a little, but there's nothing major. But you get sweet sweet cards! And that's all that matters.
  12. Hold down ‘left’ on the stick whilst pressing ‘x’ ‘x’ and ‘b’, and the AT-ATs all become naked.
  13. Honestly, they've optimised the game incredibly well it would seem, so I'd not buy a Pro for it, if you've got a standard PS4. Obviously, if you don't have a PS4, then buy a Pro. Or - and this is what the cool kids are doing - buy a stupidly expensive and powerful PC, wait until summer and buy it then. And then don't ever play it, because you'll be fucking about with some 2d indie game that absorbs your attention to such an extent that you start to wear adult diapers instead of going to the toilet like a normal person. I'd choose the third option. My house smells funny.
  14. Horizon is my biggest disappointment in terms of how little I enjoyed it. And I still don't know why. It rocks all the boxes of a game I love most yet I've made around four attempts to get into it and they all failed. No real idea why...it looks splendid, it plays great and has a good tale. Yet it leaves me cold. I'm ashamed.
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