Azrael

Is Crouch fit yet? Imagine if he plays and scored the winner. If that happens and we go on to win the league I'd legit get a Peter Crouch related tattoo to cement his legendary status for all time.

I didn't believe United would get anything from this game but got my hopes up after that goalless first half so now I'm disappointed.

You know David Silva will go unpunished for that too.

De Gea is shite.

Aye, it's gonna uproot itself and start punching fuck out of every zombiecunt with it's big ol tree fists like some badass Treebeard, or that tree bloke from The Neverending Story.

It feels wrong but at the same time I think I'm starting to dislike Man City more than United. At least I was used to United winning everything when I was growing up and can kind of begrudgingly maybe a little bit respect how they got there with Alex Ferguson. Whereas City got there from a dodgy State-backed group with questionable practices and finances.

Maybe not the proper, level headed ones but there's plenty of people claiming to be United fans on the usual placed such people gather (Twitter, BBC Comments section etc) saying they're hoping for a City win. Those will be the type that claim it was all United's plan when they lose. Then again considering De Gea has kept his place and Young is playing maybe they are throwing the match.

United will get beat, no as part of any grand plan just because they're shit. But then all the fans will claim it was done on purpose anyway.

Just checked another 25 Buneary before the 9pm end time and still nothing. On the other hand I ended up with 3 Shiny Shuckle when they were around.

Still not had a Lucky Friend. Also my total Buneary seen is now 460 (was less than 200 before this event) and still no shiny. My game is cursed.

Does no one want 4th place this season?

Fuck off, Warnock.

The player is climbing all over Salah and grappling with him like a wrestler. Neville: "Don't think that's a penalty". Must still be sulking over the United game.

The fuck is going on at The Emirates?