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  1. Absolute max is five for me. If a game drops outside that it's lost forever. Generally I want a 'main' game which I would define as something with a story, a quick game which is something I can do for five minutes if I need to and a drunk game which I can play when it's past 3pm.
  2. Haha, this is excellent! Just got myself a 3rd, hilariously tense towards the end. My only criticism is that it's out off the back of me having already just played a fuckload of Tetris. But (very) mild fatigue aside I can see myself popping in for a go here and there as long as the player numbers hold up.
  3. Jolly

    Gaming tropes that need to go away

    Yeah, that sounds much better - I just want to have an idea of what I'm getting into so I'm not a big liar when I say I'll only be playing for another five minutes.
  4. Jolly

    Gaming tropes that need to go away

    I don't think this is a universal thing, but it really pisses me off when I whittle down a boss' health bar only for them to roar "HAHAHA! THIS IS ACTUALLY MY TRUE FORM!" and transform into something else with another, full health bar. Just make the first form half the health bar FFS. You'll still have the surprise first time when it transforms but you've got a better idea of how long an attempt is going to take you. Wonderful 101 was completely awful for this. Boss battles that appeared to be five minutes long but actually took close to half an hour.
  5. Jolly

    Audica - VR Rythmic Shooting from Harmonix

    First five tracks announced: 1788-L & Blanke - Destiny Alison Wonderland - I Want U Donna Summer - I Feel Love (Afrojack Remix) James Egbert - The Space Savant – Splinter I mean, four of those I've never heard of. Fortunately the other one is a remix of one of the greatest songs ever written.
  6. Jolly

    Nintendo Direct - 13.02 10PM GMT

    Might be a bit too soon since Piranha Plant, but fuck it: I'm predicting Joker to be available immediately and the next character to be unveiled. Apologies to C-C-C-Combo break the thread with a genuine, feasible suggestion.
  7. Just did the siege-style level with Ceasar and it was bloody brilliant. Really loved the pressure of feeling hemmed in. I thought I'd fucked it on more than one occasion which made the victory all the sweeter! What a cracking start this year has gotten off too.
  8. Jolly

    Nintendo Direct - 13.02 10PM GMT

    History has repeatedly proven to me not to get over excited about these things, which is why I'm booking Friday off to play the new 1080 Snowboarding.
  9. Just had a second place finish but, perhaps more significantly for me, it was also a game where I didn't feel like the dude the other two were rolling their eyes at. Couple of kills, a revive and I brought them both back at a respawn beacon about three minutes in. I felt like the hardest boy in school. Of course, normal service was resumed as I completely lost my cool and contributed the square root of fuck all when we were in the final battle. Fun though!
  10. Jolly

    Rllmuk Game of the Year 2019 predictions

    Cool. So we can add 'talking about the future' just below 'talking about the past' to the list of things RubberJohnny doesn't like.
  11. I do find it a bit tricky to figure out what I've equipped and if it's good (and the game is so fucking quick you don't really feel like you have the time to have a nice little browse and learn about your inventory), but despite this I'm totally in love. It's a magnificent mix of Overwatch and Modern Warfare, dumped in a Battle Royale and is as cool as all fuck. What a thing.

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