Harsin

I want it to turn out that the one imperial recuriter is actually responsible for naming most of the cast of Star Wars.

Tameem Antoniades's account spotted.

I've had two missions where I've been forced to leave my horse for other transport, only for it to end it middle of nowhere and the fucker is still at the original location. If he does it one more time there'll be no more 'You're okay boy' and it'll be this.

I tried to trade it in but I kept approaching the counter in Game from the wrong angle. Despite doing my best to shuffle about to the right spot I constantly picked up Funko-Pops and Assassins’ Creed key-rings instead. I tried to apologise to the clerk but ended up punching him in the face by mistake. Now I can’t go back into town until I find £50.

The fact that the banner image on Netflix for me right now is a big picture of Doug overlaid with the American flag is like a warning do not watch sign.

Mobile games can be fantastic (playing Civ on the iPad at the moment and having a great time). The reason I don't have high hopes is that the App Store has loads of Diablo-alikes (including by this developer). They all follow the same template, stamina gauges, premium currency, autoplay options...etc. Now this one may be different, but the fact Blizzard/NetEase are dodging questions about monetisation like Neo in the Matrix doesn’t fill me with confidence. Neither does the track record of NetEase, I tried Crusaders of Light when it came out and found it to be rotten and most of their current output on the App Store are various cheap and nasty PUBG clones.

I would ask you the same about your reaction to Valve's Artifact announcement? Obviously sending actual abuse to devs is wrong in any circumstances. But most of the articles bemoaning the state of the of the 'gamer community' are focussed on the actual reaction at the conference itself and I honestly don't see it as being any worse than the audience booing at a bad music gig. Once again, actual abuse/threats BAD, but I don't see what's so terrible about mocking corporate products you think look rubbish.

I'm not upset. I just find it amusing when marketing goes drastically wrong. See E3 2006.

Modern Activision/Blizzard can be a pretty shady company. Just see the lengths they've gone to abroad to try and get around loot box legislation designed to protect consumers. The fact they're being so evasive about answering questions on this games monetisation model should tell you all you need to know about how it will be (hint: most likely the same as all the other P2W Diablo clones on the App Store, except this one has official branding). Maybe I'm missing something, but in terms of the conference itself I don’t see how people (who paid to be there) expressing relatively polite disapproval of a product is this awful event that has shamed the entire hobby. Fringe elements on Twitter who take things too far is another matter

Dev abuse? By that do you mean a bloke asking a sarcastic question at the conference and the audience booing?

People are lolling at one ropey looking outsourced cash grab. Stop being so melodramatic.

I barely managed to get through the last series, even just putting it on in the background while I did other stuff, so just read a synopsis of what happens this season. Oh boy, you’re in for a 'treat'...

I tell you somewhere Rockstar can shove their realism is in the stables. I went in to pimp my horsey, but because it was night I couldn't see a friggin thing browsing the colour options and had to leave and wait until morning.

Should have moved across some people from the horse gonad temperature engineering unit.