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    Netflix - Releases & Recommendations

    I think a few of the Netflix originals I've seen are 2 thirds of the way to being decent but end up with something missing. Sometimes that's a bit intagible like Apostle and at other times it's something like they just forgot to finish the story like Hold the Dark.And then there's the likes of Tau and Mute which I love from a visual or futurism perspective but don't hang together super well.
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    Doctor Who

    Why are really earnest fans calling her Jodie as if they're personal friends, whereas if it is one of the previous male Doctors it is always Tennant, Smith or Capaldi as if they're calling a register in some rural public school?
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    Doctor Who

    Dr Who stories used to go forward in time a bit more than they do now which is a shame. More stories from the 41st century and perhaps do a Games Workshop crossover.
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    Gareth Evans' Apostle - September 28th on Netflix

    Forest Gimp. The stills don't really show it, but in the unlikely event that someone makes a film about Gary Neville, then Stevens is a shoo-in for the title role.
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    Doctor Who

    I think the new TARDIS interiror is the most alien it has looked for a while (egg timer and custard creams aside). The Space 1889 interiors from the last few years have been fine but I felt they were altogether a bit too human.
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    Best WWII Movie

    I'd agree on Where Eagles Dare and A Bridge Too Far but would also suggest Von Ryan's Express and Battle of the Bulge.
  7. Is it $10 million an episode for this series? I think that's what I read. I should imagine that rather than trying to maintain 1 or 2 Star Wars films a year, doing something like this where they don't need to try and tie everything back to some sort of eternal battle between Jedi vs Sith. I imagine Rogue One could have been a decent 10 episode TV series like this.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Im still not sure why people are obsessing with Mendy over someone like Laporte. I realise Mendy seems to be a Guardiola favourite (or at least was pre-season) and has been out for a while but Laporte seems more consistent from an FPL perspective.
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    The Dresden Files - the second attempt

    That's completely unexpected. I sort of enjoyed it the first time around but never felt the need to revisit it.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    At the moment the likes of Lacazette or maybe even Gylfi Sigurdsson seem more on form than Firmino. But a team should be designed for the long haul IMO and although my 59 points seems a bit bleak this week I'm hoping that Salah will eventually come good and I'm relatively certain that Aguero can be relied on to at least score at home. In fact, in 3 out of 8 gameweeks his score has been 1 or 2 points, but the rest of them have been reasonable with one explosive return. So even if he is only playing 60 minutes I still think he's a decent long term investment. Now I need to workd out who I'll be replacing Morgan and Kabasele with as they brought me a grand total of -6 this week, the pair of twats.
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    Doctor Who

    It's the Strictly Come Dancing model. People only watch that for the celebrities so when you don't have any you trail them as if they're more famous than they actually are. Obviously people watch Dr Who for more than just the celebrities in it.
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    Doctor Who

    Good! It wasn't London centric featuring a single 20 something woman as the companion. Next week I want them to go to Penistone but I don't know how you navigate there from space.
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    The Rllmuk Metal Thread Part 2

    Mind blowing gig by Evil Scarecrow and Ten Foot Wizard at Rock City last night. If you've never heard of the latter, they have one stand out song whose video features evil morris dancers, a theremin, a needlessly expensive toaster and a kitten.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    Wasn't too excited by our performance in the second half but the 3 points is welcome.
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    Films that are good for the soul

    Even The Darjeeling Limited? I've yet to find a human being who likes that.

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