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I loved my Belf paladin when tbc launched but can't bring myself to roll alliance. Will probably end up going back to being a priest main for those random dungeon invite whispers

Don't be surprised if he gets announced by Barcelona very soon

Rumours swirling about that De Ligt is pretty much ours. Either that or we are getting played massively although from the sound of things it's more down to Barcelona not being able to guarantee him a first team spot or being able to match our contract offer. More rumours that it will be announced very shortly.

We are also apparently talking to Wan Bisaka and probably on for Thomas Partey. Also this century we have apparently only confirmed signings in May twice.

Was the top post on the soccer subreddit. Since been denied by everyone though

Alledgedly Pep has agreed terms with Juventus and is to be announced in a couple of weeks.

If you give De Gea 350k a week then you know Pogba will be wanting the same pretty much straight away and then any big new signings will want the same and then players who are currently on 90k will want 200k etc etc. The reason Sanchez is on 350k is because we didn't have to pay a transfer fee for him but a year and a half later that bit doesn't seem to matter anymore. If he's not going to sign a new contract that would supposedly make him the best paid goal keeper in the world then with one year left on his contract I don't think we have much option that to sell him tbh. We are reportedly interested in Cillesen from Barcelona who is apparently very good and has only not been their number 1 because he is slightly behind Ter Stegen. £25 million for him wouldn't be too bad considering. Alternatively Romero could probably do the job especially if we used the De Gea money wisely to tighten up our defence. We also have Dean Henderson who has made a big name for himself in the Championship with Sheffield United. Doubt he's quite ready to play for us in the Premier League next season, but a year on loan with Sheffield United in the PL next season would probably be a very good thing for him and if he impresses there he could then come in and be our number 1 for the next 10 years or so.

But then everyone else will want the wages too.

They won it 4 years on the trot and then didn't win it for another 4 years.

No one is delighted to see City win everything are they? Apart from City fans obviously. We were all just happy it wasn't Liverpool winning the league.

But not selling your bad players will mean you become a bloated mess like Man Utd.

First actually nice kit to be announced so far?

A kit to celebrate our Champions League win 20 or whatever years ago. Will look great when we're wearing it in the Europa

Biggest rumours with actual teeth so far are Dan James, a very very pacy mostly left but sometimes right winger from Swansea who looks like he would fit into a high pressing side and Tielemans from Leicester who would probably become our second best midfielder after Pogba and would be a pretty decent Herrera replacement. I imagine any big Hollywood signings would be a centre back and maybe a striker if Lukaku does actually leave.