Calashnikov

How come nocunt mentioned this last week? Here’s hoping for some new DLC.

Breaker style Majima is a cunt to fight against whenever he pops up in Kiwami. Kinda funny being on the receiving end of his hit-stun hell after joyfully doling it out in Zero.

0, bo0oy

The scoreline flattered Argentina that day. France were 4 going on 6.

I think it was specifically the French performance vs Argentina that had me like “fuck me!” No side played better before or after that match, France included.

Rio pointing out that Benzema wasn’t even in the squad. Oh yeah. I never even noticed. Shit hot team, this mob. About the only side I saw all tournament that truly impressed me. They deserve it over the piece.

This is such a great fucking final!

LOL

Pavard for me. Type of goal you dream about smacking in. Volleying footballs about the lane with the outside of yer foot, imagining one flying into the far top bag in a World Cup. Fucking loved that goal.

Croatia have been fucked over here, but they’ve been the better team. Hopefully they regroup and sort it out this half.

State of this wank

Oh wait, there was also this criminally-underused piece of Moroderesque brilliance from the pizza delivery side quest as well:

The translation is amazing, mate. That "holy shitballs!" being decidedly un-80s Japan is definitely intentional. See also "sugar moobs" ffs I actually didn't get much of an 80s vibe from 0 at all, really. All the ambient music as you walked past bars etc was all very contemporary sounding. 'Friday Night' from disco dancing, and the subquest about the cunt with the bag phone was about as 80s as it got.

I don't think I even once tried pocket circuit or baseball.

It’s honestly and easily the funniest fucking game I’ve ever played. Warioware Inc and Earthbound complete that holy trinity FWIW.