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Calashnikov

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  1. How come nocunt mentioned this last week? Here’s hoping for some new DLC.
  2. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    Breaker style Majima is a cunt to fight against whenever he pops up in Kiwami. Kinda funny being on the receiving end of his hit-stun hell after joyfully doling it out in Zero.
  3. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    0, bo0oy
  4. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    The scoreline flattered Argentina that day. France were 4 going on 6.
  5. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    I think it was specifically the French performance vs Argentina that had me like “fuck me!” No side played better before or after that match, France included.
  6. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    Rio pointing out that Benzema wasn’t even in the squad. Oh yeah. I never even noticed. Shit hot team, this mob. About the only side I saw all tournament that truly impressed me. They deserve it over the piece.
  7. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    This is such a great fucking final!
  8. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    LOL
  9. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    Pavard for me. Type of goal you dream about smacking in. Volleying footballs about the lane with the outside of yer foot, imagining one flying into the far top bag in a World Cup. Fucking loved that goal.
  10. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    Croatia have been fucked over here, but they’ve been the better team. Hopefully they regroup and sort it out this half.
  11. Calashnikov

    2018 FIFA World Cup

    State of this wank
  12. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    Oh wait, there was also this criminally-underused piece of Moroderesque brilliance from the pizza delivery side quest as well:
  13. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    The translation is amazing, mate. That "holy shitballs!" being decidedly un-80s Japan is definitely intentional. See also "sugar moobs" ffs I actually didn't get much of an 80s vibe from 0 at all, really. All the ambient music as you walked past bars etc was all very contemporary sounding. 'Friday Night' from disco dancing, and the subquest about the cunt with the bag phone was about as 80s as it got.
  14. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    I don't think I even once tried pocket circuit or baseball.
  15. Calashnikov

    All things Yakuza!

    It’s honestly and easily the funniest fucking game I’ve ever played. Warioware Inc and Earthbound complete that holy trinity FWIW.
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