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  1. Calashnikov

    Hollow Knight - Soulsvania platformer

    The Hollow Knight is actually quite easy with a bit of practice. The fact that this “bit of practice” comes through sustained, prolonged and perpetual beat downs at his hands is neither here nor there, but even I was eventually able to beat him near enough without taking any hits. Stick widdit.
  2. Calashnikov

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

    A Lannister always pays his Fetts.
  3. Calashnikov

    Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

    I’m now considering buying it for Switch having owned, played and sold the Wii U version a while back. So they’re on the cusp of suckering at least one cunt with the co-op and the new levels. It’s also on sale via the eShop at the minute. Fucking “hmmm.”
  4. Calashnikov

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

    “That’s no Moon Door.”
  5. Calashnikov

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

    Battle of the Bastards for Endor.
  6. Calashnikov

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

    The Red 5 Wedding.
  7. Calashnikov

    Yoshi's Crafted World - demo out now

    If it’s anything like Woolly World, the difficultly should ramp up a bit. And if it has anything like those unlockable challenge levels, oh Lordy. But most of the fun from that game just came from the ingenuity of the art style. This looks to be the same.
  8. There’s a running jump slash somersault move in that video that looks fun as fuck. The first game was such a tight little game to control, really satisfying stuff. This looks to lube it up a bit. It’ll be entirely joyous to dance and bounce around the new map.
  9. Interesting that it talks about “ascending” towards this citadel. Usually in a Metroidvania we’re going deep down a dark hole.
  10. Calashnikov

    Super Mario Maker 2 - June 2019

    Totally this. It’s one of the best kept secrets in all of gaming history. A fuck tonne of new levels in the SMW and Mario 3 styles, all designed by actual Nintendo. People slept horribly on Mario Maker 3DS. I get it, because it lacks online level sharing, so what’s the point, but those 100 Nintendo designed levels were worth the price of admission alone. I don’t think I even opened the level editor on Mario Maker 3DS (put 100 hours into the Wii U version). I think Mario Maker 3DS is available as one of the budget titles in the Nintendo Selects series these days. Worth a cop for any Mario fan, surely.
  11. Calashnikov

    Koji Igarashi's Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

    Liking the ability to flip gravity. Could make for a tighter spin (lol) on the SotN inverted castle idea. Single-room specific puzzles and that.
  12. Calashnikov

    The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - remade for the Switch

    Thiscunt fucking loves the 90s.
  13. Calashnikov

    Nintendo Direct - 13.02 10PM GMT

    Is the Yoshi demo two player?

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