Calashnikov

I’m going to, but I’m going to wait til I play Smash. I already know it’s going to be in my top 5, but would feel a fanny voting for it without having played it. Hollow Knight at number 1 is a given. Dismayed it hasn’t been mentioned by anyone yet. It has to be Rllmuk’s most loved game this year, surely?

Anywhere got the limited edition bundle in stock? @ me if anycunt comes across it, please!

Why no Hollow Knight as yet? Is everyone counting it as a game from last year? It’d definitely be my number 1 for this year.

Electrodome in Mario Kart 8:

How’s about Video Games in Nightclubs?

My eyes are burning because of equal parts tiredness, drunkenness, sadness, fury and from rubbing shite into them for 3 hours.

Who is it trying to please? What self respecting gamer gives a fuck about any of this? How does this in any way relate to Streets of Rage 2?

I know e3 and all this other shit has been going on for years now, but how the fuck does this American glitz and glamour spectacular represent our beloved past time in any way whatsoever? What the fuck does any of this have to do with shooting the monster in the eye, or Jeff Minter, or Fumito Ueda? It’s entirely at odds with what gaming is. Loada shite man. Show me Metroid and fuck off so we can go to bed. Fucking Keighley smiling and winking into the camera while guitars wail and shit.

Hoping for that Wario cover. Love the bastard and that colour palette is zzzzzap!

If Hollow Knight ever gets a physical release, I’ll be buying it for everyone I know’s birthday all next year. Even thought it’s probably far too hard for them and they’ll no doubt patch it if they even ever fire it up.

Not crazy bargainous (they can usually be bought cheaper in digital sales and shit) but I want you all to know I’m evangelising this year by getting my sister the Shadow of the Colossus remake and her husband a copy of PS4 Resident Evil 4 for their christmases for like 15 banger each. My other sister is getting Captain Toad for her Switch but that’s like 30 banger. Fucking classics though, hope to fuck they all play these games.

Yeah man, never been handheld fucking Nintendo games until last week or something.

Its only necessary if your muscle memory is bound and intertwined with 15 years+ of using a GameCube controller. As one of those people, I personally feel it’s a bit of a curse, actually. Just start with the pro controller or joycon + grip. No need to shell out for the old familiar set up if you’re not already familiar with how it plays.

^ Yeah, that chat. Is the Ultimate bundle unaffected then?