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Mr Cochese

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  1. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    Oh yeah? Well I’d like to see Daniel Kaluuya pull off this look with composure and professionalism: No seriously - I would.
  2. The Expanse - Syfy

    Is it because there’s an alien invasion?
  3. Dark Souls 3

    Also, we will add in a second stage to the boss fight where you can't see what you're doing because he takes up the entire screen.
  4. Bayonetta 1 & 2 - Nintendo's Witch

    I'd be incredibly impressed if the devs managed to pull off 1080p on a 720p display.
  5. Star Wars: The Last Jedi - December 2017

    I always know someone really hates a film when they have seen it more times than I have, and I thought it was ok.
  6. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    Hang on, I'm still working through the mental image of Gordon Brown signalling his acceptance of Jacob Reese-Mogg's leadership challenge in the House by ripping off his shirt to reveal his oiled up torso.
  7. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    Also, I've been thinking about this for several days now and still can't think of a justification for
  8. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    If Trial By Combat were a thing in the UK, we'd still be ruled by Gordon Brown.
  9. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    The punch-up is as inevitable as the showdown between the white hats and black hats in a Western, or a duel between knights. The trick is how to make it involving, which is obviously usually attempted by having the action be a cipher for the ideological conflict between the protagonist and antagonist. Obviously, if your duel is two human shaped meshes zipping around a CGI monorail track, that's a lot harder to pull off. I don't recall anything about the final fight in Black Panther that really flowed from the character or beliefs of the combatants.
  10. Dark Souls Remastered

    Real PC gamers use the trackpad.
  11. Star Wars: The Last Jedi - December 2017

    How come Rian Johnson is "Johnson", but J. J. "Star Trek Into Darkness" Abrams always gets to be "J.J.", like he's everyone's pal?
  12. Dark Souls Remastered

    Exclusive gameplay footage from Dark Souls Switch Edition:
  13. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    I meant the damp squid one. I mean, maybe if it was a Namor film.
  14. Black Panther - Chadwick Boseman - Feb 2018

    That doesn't even work as a pun, but I laughed anyway.
  15. Blade Runner 2049

    What’s all this guff about replicants having glowing eyes? If that were the case, they could just shine a torch in your eye instead of asking difficult questions about turtles.
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